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Sunderland won! Hooray!
Surely that means we all finally won some money again? Right?
Wrong.
It turns out that Sunderland winning isn’t the key to the fortunes of our gamblers. A lot of our bets last week revolved around a high scoring game, or certain players scoring. So given that none of us backed Aiden McGeady to score and no one thought of sticking some money on 1-0, we all won nowt.
Our second bets not coming in just compounded the misery that is our bank balances.
So on to Oxford, a team who have beaten some of the sides around us lately. This will be a difficult one for our pundits but it’s not like we’re doing well anyway, so we might as well just hope for the best.
The Table...
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The Banker’s Bonus...
The mysterious banker is keeping it nice and simple this weekend. A win for Sunderland away to Oxford and each gambler will be rewarded with a free £10 bet on Manchester City vs. Chelsea.
Gav - @Gav1879
Sunderland to win & over 1.5 goals: The odds for us to pick up a victory are too tempting not to take them, in all honesty. Haway the bloody lads... give these toffs a ruddy good pummeling, ey? £20 returns £76.
Fourfold: Man Utd, Watford (Silva is on sack-watch, remember), Sheff Wed on a Brucey bounce and Barnsley to keep up their winning ways. £10 returns £140.
Rory - @RoryFallow
Sunderland to win & over 2.5 goals: Oxford’s decent run of form means there’s some good value on our game this weekend. I’m not expecting a clean sheet for us but I still believe we’ll come out on top, so I’m backing a win with a few goals in the match. £5 returns £22.50.
Burnley to win & under 2.5 goals: Dyche’s men have been in good form lately, where as Brighton are in a bit of a poor run. I’ll take Burnley to grind out a hard fought win away from home. £5 returns £32.50.
Danny - @DJRoberts22
Oxford v Sunderland - Over 2.5 Goals. I think we’ll draw or lose on Saturday. Oxford are weird team this season and have a good record against the big boys and can score goals. I’m thinking 2-1, so over 2.5 goals will do. £5 returns £10.50.
Five Fold - Southampton, Sheffield Wednesday and Plymouth to win or draw, Doncaster and Lincoln to win: Plymouth are in better form than Pompey and could really cause a crisis down at Fratton Park with a vicotry. The rest are winnable games for all the remaining sides. £10 returns £101.52.
Connor - @connorbromley
Sunderland to win and BTTS: I’m desperate. bald and copying Chris. £50 returns £325.
Man Utd, Arsenal, Luton, PSG, Dortmund & Bayern to win: As above. £25 returns £275.84.
Dan Parker - @DGP202
Sunderland to win & over 1.5 goals: Made this exact bet last week... and I lost. Going to make the same bet again but this is probably not one to copy at home. £40 returns £152.
Sixfold Acca: I’ve got faith in six teams this weekend. All these teams are going to win and get me some money, I can feel it: Luton, Forest Green, Celtic, Arbroath, Liverpool, and Salford. £5 returns £66.11.
Chris - @ChrisSavedLatin
Sunderland to win and BTTS: I need to make money back, this is the start of a rags to Roker Riches story. £50 returns £325.
Man Utd, Arsenal, Luton, PSG, Dortmund & Bayern to win: Six favourites to win. Both these bets are coming in and are gonna put me into profit. Easy this man... £25 returns £275.84.
Graham - @AsylumDoors
Sunderland to score first: I’m really struggling to call this, part of me says a 2-0 win, the other part of me says a 1-1 draw. I think we’ll score first though. £10 returns £20.
Bundesliga treble: Whilst I had a great time going to two German games last weekend, my Bundesliga treble was well off, so I’m putting big money on a safe set of bets this week. Bayern, Dortmund and Leipzig to win. £50 returns £187.
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