I'll just leave this here...
Duncan Watmore scores hat-trick for SAFC. Fletcher (2). Rodwell (1). NUFC team included Taylor, Gouffan, Lascelles, Marveaux, Darlow.— Craig Hope (@CraigHope_DM) January 27, 2016
Hearing Sunderland beat Newcastle 6-0 at the Stadium of Light this afternoon. #nufc #safc— Miles Starforth (@milesstarforth) January 27, 2016
Sunderland beat Newcastle 6-0 in behind-closed-doors friendly at the Stadium of Light. #safc #nufc— David Coverdale (@dpcoverdale) January 27, 2016
The Sun are reporting that Duncan Watmore scored a hattrick in the game, with rumours indicating that Steven Fletcher bagged two and a further goal from Jack Rodwell secured a 6-0 win.
Although it means the grand sum of bot all, it's some nice news regardless. One in the eye for Lee Ryder and all that.