Sunderland will be a Premier League club next season after a 2-0 win over West Bromwich Albion completed, not the great escape, but the greatest escape.
Jack Colback and Fabio Borini scored the goals, both in the first half, on a memorable night on Wearside. Four wins in a row, 13 points from the last 15, safe with one game to spare.
But you don't want a match report. Stuff match reports. Details are an utter irrelevance tonight. All anyone cares about are three little words that mean the world:
WE ARE SAFE