Oh Marcos... An Ode To Angeleri

Summer signing and all round floppy-haired bastard Marcos Angeleri has had his contract cancelled by Sunderland with 3 years remaining according to reports, which at this stage remain unconfirmed. Either way he'll be packing has bags soon, so it seems we might as well get this out the way now.

It comes as no surprise, given the fact he started off by playing really shit, then accused Steve Bruce of being a massive racist when not picked.

Reports say that he has left the club by mutual consent, which although represents a waste of money for the club, is no doubt cheaper than paying him for the next few years. Many say "Why do such a thing? We must be able to get a buyer?"... Well evidently not, otherwise we would have.

Best we just let him go, and move on. Lets face it, he was never gonna make an impression on the club after racism-gate, and his presence within the squad will not be missed either.

He came, he did nothing, and he left. He wasn't the first, nor will he be the last.

He did have very nice hair however, and upon his leaving, I leave him, and you with a an "Oh Marcos..." An Ode To Angeleri...

From a place where sun shines bright
to Sunderland where rain's cold as ice
A beautiful Argentine
A face just like Jesus
who played on the right
The night goes into...

Morning, just another day

A long-haired fella came my way
Looking in his eyes
My face lit up with glee
I suddenly realized
you could be our new RB, oh Marcos

Well you came and you took without giving

and we sent you away, oh Marcos
well you spoke and said Steve Bruce was racist
We don't need you today, oh Marcos

With your moaning all the time
You walked the thinnest of lines
You played so poorly, on the right hand side
The fears were in my mind
You didn't seem to be trying, oh Marcos

Well you came and you took without giving

and we sent you away, oh Marcos
well you spoke and said Steve Bruce was racist
We don't need you today, oh Marcos

Notts County was a nightmare we faced in the morning

Crying on the Wear
the pain was too galling, oh Marcos

Well you came and you took without giving

and we sent you away, oh Marcos
well you spoke and said Steve Bruce was racist
We don't need you today, oh Marcos

Backing Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHaRptTNBTI - Go on, give it a try!

Farewell Marcos, we hardly knew thee.

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